Tonight is tough...(for some of you)
Oscar and her bitch Vitolio are going to SUCK tonight at jazz. The problem is that Vitolio is going to try to cry again, since he got so much mileage out of faking it last week, and that may score him some points. I'm not mean if I want him to suffer an open femur fracture while dancing this week, am I? I despise both of them way too much to pick either of them, even though I think they might get a lot of points.
Kupono is also going to suck at the Viennese Waltz, like he sucks at everything else, which may put Kayla (the best dancer in the world) in the bottom 3 again. He should have gone home last week, instead of Max. What the hell was that? Kupono needs to put 'Sucking at dancing, and acting like a BITCH' on his "list." At least then he'll feel like he accomplished something.
Ade will be perfect at the Rumba, but I don't think Melissa can handle it. All in all, they'll be good.
Evan and Randi are going to have a break-out night with a 'Mia Michaels' contemporary dance. That may get some tears and yells, and what not.
Brandon will probably be pretty good at hip-hop, and his ghetto partner will surprise most people with her 'down and dirtiness.' She won't surprise me though; I've always known she's a dirty whore.
I guess I'm going to have to ditch Kayla, because of Kupono, and I'm going to have to go with a three-meat platter...Evan, Brandon, and Ade.
Update...Psych...I tried, but I couldn't ditch Kayla. I'm going to have to drop Ade with the Rumba.